The Tech Apocalypse: How Big Tech Saved Digital Media
In a shocking turn of events, renowned journalist Kara Swisher has come forward to praise the tech industry for its heroic efforts in saving digital news media. Swisher, known for her critical stance on tech giants, has made a complete U-turn in her latest interview, attributing the survival of digital media to the benevolent actions of companies like Google and Meta.
Swisher, in her new book ‘Burn Book,’ which hit bookstores yesterday, reveals the untold story of how tech moguls became the unsung heroes of the digital news landscape. According to Swisher, it was the tech industry’s unwavering support that prevented the collapse of major news outlets like BuzzFeed and Vice Media.
In an exclusive interview with EMA, Swisher expressed her admiration for the tech executives who valiantly fought to keep news alive. She commended Google for its innovative approach to news curation and Meta for its groundbreaking strategy of not amplifying news posts on their platforms.
When asked about the future of digital news, Swisher confidently stated, ‘Tech companies are the true guardians of truth and information. Without them, we would be lost in a sea of misinformation and chaos.’ Her words echo a sentiment of gratitude towards the tech industry that few could have predicted.
As the world grapples with the challenges of the digital age, Swisher’s revelations offer a glimmer of hope for the future of journalism. It seems that in this era of uncertainty, one thing remains clear - Big Tech is the unsung savior of digital media.
Stay tuned for more groundbreaking revelations and satirical insights from EMA’s tech news coverage.
Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire and should not be taken as factual information.
